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- 14 mei 2018
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20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST NEVER HIT RAW
Listen up, son.
If you still think every woman you meet deserves your unprotected seed — you haven't lived long enough. Some women aren't meant for love, they're meant for survival mode. And if you don't protect yourself, you'll pay with your peace, your pocket, and your pride.
Here's the no-nonsense list every sharp man must memorize:
1. If she has tattoos — wear 3 condoms.
That ink isn't random. It's a billboard for bad decisions.
2. If she drinks beer like one of the boys — strap up.
The streets didn't raise her soft.
3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you — condom on.
Somebody's calling. And it ain't her mom.
4. If she's the first to rip your shirt off — double wrap.
She's done this before. More times than you think.
5. If she rocks short, dyed, or rainbow-colored hair — protection mandatory.
It's not rebellion, it's a pattern.
6. If she doesn't ask for a condom — RUN.
That's not trust. That's recklessness.
7. If she lives in tight jeans and tiny dresses — lock it down.
Her body count isn't low. Her standards might be.
8. If she's cold when you touch her — use a condom.
You're not the first. Won't be the last.
9. If she lives alone with no accountability — suit up.
No witnesses. No questions. No conscience.
10. If she works in a hair salon, bar, or club — wrap it up.
It's not judgment. It's wisdom.
11. If she stays in student hostels — triple the protection.
That's a communal battlefield, bro.
12. If she loves G-strings and sheer lingerie — rubber up.
Style over sense.
13. If she's got stretch marks on her chest in her 20s — condom.
Too many miles, too soon.
14. If she wears beads on her hips — no raw deals.
Ask your elders. That's a sign.
15. If her Facebook is packed with male friends — suit up.
Attention junkie. Drama magnet.
16. If she posts thirst traps in men's cars — bruh, protect yourself.
You're one of many.
17. If she's got a nose ring and ankle chain combo — double rubber.
It's never innocent.
18. If she loves saying "men are the same" — condom.
That's projection. And a warning.
19. If her name is Nyambura, Shiku, Njeri or Stacy — nine condoms.
Trust me. Kenya's legends will confirm.
20. If she's getting mad reading this post — TRIPLE THE CONDOMS.
Guilty are always loud.
FINAL WARNING:
Your life, your peace, your future — they're all worth more than a reckless night. The streets don't love you, and she probably doesn't either. Protect your name, your seed, and your soul.
Real men move smart. Simps move emotional.
Listen up, son.
If you still think every woman you meet deserves your unprotected seed — you haven't lived long enough. Some women aren't meant for love, they're meant for survival mode. And if you don't protect yourself, you'll pay with your peace, your pocket, and your pride.
Here's the no-nonsense list every sharp man must memorize:
1. If she has tattoos — wear 3 condoms.
That ink isn't random. It's a billboard for bad decisions.
2. If she drinks beer like one of the boys — strap up.
The streets didn't raise her soft.
3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you — condom on.
Somebody's calling. And it ain't her mom.
4. If she's the first to rip your shirt off — double wrap.
She's done this before. More times than you think.
5. If she rocks short, dyed, or rainbow-colored hair — protection mandatory.
It's not rebellion, it's a pattern.
6. If she doesn't ask for a condom — RUN.
That's not trust. That's recklessness.
7. If she lives in tight jeans and tiny dresses — lock it down.
Her body count isn't low. Her standards might be.
8. If she's cold when you touch her — use a condom.
You're not the first. Won't be the last.
9. If she lives alone with no accountability — suit up.
No witnesses. No questions. No conscience.
10. If she works in a hair salon, bar, or club — wrap it up.
It's not judgment. It's wisdom.
11. If she stays in student hostels — triple the protection.
That's a communal battlefield, bro.
12. If she loves G-strings and sheer lingerie — rubber up.
Style over sense.
13. If she's got stretch marks on her chest in her 20s — condom.
Too many miles, too soon.
14. If she wears beads on her hips — no raw deals.
Ask your elders. That's a sign.
15. If her Facebook is packed with male friends — suit up.
Attention junkie. Drama magnet.
16. If she posts thirst traps in men's cars — bruh, protect yourself.
You're one of many.
17. If she's got a nose ring and ankle chain combo — double rubber.
It's never innocent.
18. If she loves saying "men are the same" — condom.
That's projection. And a warning.
19. If her name is Nyambura, Shiku, Njeri or Stacy — nine condoms.
Trust me. Kenya's legends will confirm.
20. If she's getting mad reading this post — TRIPLE THE CONDOMS.
Guilty are always loud.
FINAL WARNING:
Your life, your peace, your future — they're all worth more than a reckless night. The streets don't love you, and she probably doesn't either. Protect your name, your seed, and your soul.
Real men move smart. Simps move emotional.
